The MV Soundboard

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a-little-relief-in-site


ahh-thats-unfortunate-to-hear


all-of-the-initial-testing-has-been-completed


all-shit-faced-drunk


and-nobody-gives-a-shit


and-then-what-you-do


apparatus


be-no-doubt


bedridden


closeted-homosexual-neckbeards-trolling-around-in-there


dont-feel-bad


dont-know-how-to-react


everything-youre-saying-is-correct


first-time-caller-long-time-listener


from-my-perspective-it-is


god-damn-it


hes-winding-down


holy-crap


i-am-proud-and-excited


i-am-such-a-piece-of-shit


i-cannot-tell-you


i-dont-care-about-that


i-dont-want-to-get-old-and-die


i-felt-like-a-douche


i-got-sick


i-guess


i-have-great-teeth


i-have-the-easiest-life-of-anybody-i-know


i-just-am-not-interested


i-just-cant-respond-to-it-all


i-just-want-to-sit-there-and-vegetate


i-know-im-stating-the-obvious


i-know-whos-pitching-and-catching


i-think-i-can-sit-in-front-of-a-microphone-and-talk


i-think-its-amazing


im-a-complete-dick


im-cool-with-that


im-just-saying-its-reality


im-not-a-very-well-liked-man


im-not-bragging


im-not-particularly-interesting


im-so-sick-of-the-tail-wagging-the-dog


insanity


is-it-such-a-sin-not-to-like-white-people


isnt-that-great


it-annoys-me-so-much


its-a-wonderful-feature


its-an-impossibility


its-not-really-that-big-of-a-deal-to-pull-off


ive-got-problems


just-say-what-you-want-to-say


let-me-grab-the-magic-8-ball


life-is-interesting


little-mr-yuck-yuck-stickers


might-want-to-take-a-look-at-that


monkey-123-baby


my-god-i-don't-know-how-he-does-it


neckbeard-douchebag-jizbuckets


nothing-but-putrified-bilge


oh-dont-tell-me-that-i-dont-want-to-grow-up


oh-ok-nevermind


oh-this-is-so-retarded


ok-ive-got-penile-cancer


old-people-are-happy-to-die


people-do-not-trust-guys-who-look-like-that


she-just-wouldnt-back-off-and-let-me-get-in-there


shut-up


so-its-been-wonderful


so-whats-up


so


talk-me-over-the-precipice


thank-you-sir


that-is-not-a-lot-of-money-to-spend-for-that


that-just-does-not-surprise-me-at-all


that-pisses-me-off


that-stuff-really-happened


thats-all-i-can-say


thats-interesting


thats-probably-not-coincidental


thats-where-i-part-ways


the-fbi-showing-up-at-your-door


there-is-an-argument-to-be-made


there-is-no-solution


theres-no-reason-not-to-believe-that


theres-no-reason-to-change-anything


they-look-like-idiots


way-to-go


we-all-know-you-are-a-racist


well


what-an-asshole


what?


where-do-i-sign-up-for-that


wow-thats-really-something


ya-i-have-a-story-about-that-too


ya-thats-the-ticket


you-cleaned-the-wrong-toilet-buddy


you-could-become-a-serial-killer


you-need-to-go-all-in-with-it-or-not-at-all


you-need-to-lose-20-lbs-because-youre-such-a-fat-ass


you-people


you-should-be-too


your-shopping-cart-full-of-brown-dongs


youre-a-complete-pussy