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ahh-thats-unfortunate-to-hear
all-of-the-initial-testing-has-been-completed
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and-then-what-you-do
apparatus
be-no-doubt
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dont-feel-bad
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everything-youre-saying-is-correct
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holy-crap
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i-am-such-a-piece-of-shit
i-cannot-tell-you
i-dont-care-about-that
i-dont-want-to-get-old-and-die
i-felt-like-a-douche
i-got-sick
i-guess
i-have-great-teeth
i-have-the-easiest-life-of-anybody-i-know
i-just-am-not-interested
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i-know-whos-pitching-and-catching
i-think-i-can-sit-in-front-of-a-microphone-and-talk
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im-so-sick-of-the-tail-wagging-the-dog
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ive-got-problems
just-say-what-you-want-to-say
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little-mr-yuck-yuck-stickers
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oh-ok-nevermind
oh-this-is-so-retarded
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she-just-wouldnt-back-off-and-let-me-get-in-there
shut-up
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so-whats-up
so
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thank-you-sir
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that-just-does-not-surprise-me-at-all
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that-stuff-really-happened
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the-fbi-showing-up-at-your-door
there-is-an-argument-to-be-made
there-is-no-solution
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theres-no-reason-to-change-anything
they-look-like-idiots
way-to-go
we-all-know-you-are-a-racist
well
what-an-asshole
what?
where-do-i-sign-up-for-that
wow-thats-really-something
ya-i-have-a-story-about-that-too
ya-thats-the-ticket
you-cleaned-the-wrong-toilet-buddy
you-could-become-a-serial-killer
you-need-to-go-all-in-with-it-or-not-at-all
you-need-to-lose-20-lbs-because-youre-such-a-fat-ass
you-people
you-should-be-too
your-shopping-cart-full-of-brown-dongs
youre-a-complete-pussy